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18th May 2013

deodrant:

are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache

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18th May 2013

  • europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
  • americans: what
  • europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL

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18th May 2013

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18th May 2013

izzes:

kids these days with their euro direction and one vision

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18th May 2013

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

Source: psychoticmist

17th May 2013

citymod:

do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?

Source: citymod

17th May 2013

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17th May 2013

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

Source: doglets

16th May 2013

thatisalargebaby:

good for bug im proud

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16th May 2013

wearemagnetised: hamandheroin: The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters. It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily! Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.] Go to the website here. doesn’t cost you a cent, just a click.

wearemagnetised:

hamandheroin:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

Go to the website here.

doesn’t cost you a cent, just a click.

Source: hamandheroin